Bockagon

@michael.bock08 learned about polygons in geometry class.... and after making youtube videos in his mom's basement @michale.bock08 became the Bockagon. The Bockagon is a force you do not want to mess with.

The Bockagon is coming to kill me!!!! HELP ME!!!!!

by Bockagon February 22, 2023

Cock bock

Defines a person that is so whipped in a relationship that they become a dick to others.

Sam: Man Tim is so whipped right now.

Alex: Ya he has been such a dick to everyone.

Eli: He has definitely become a cock bock

by Cockbockcity August 15, 2016

bock

A very strong lager beer traditionally brewed in winter to celebrate the coming spring. Full-bodied, malty, well-hopped. Darker, sweeter, and heavier than typical beers, made for six weeks in the spring from the residue left in the vats before they are cleaned. Double Bock is an even stronger version.

It only takes a few bottles of Sam Adams Double Bock to make me talk funny and fall down.

by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

Bock

A ball cock. It usually happens to fat people and their cock turns into a ball because they are so fucking fat.

Hey look at that fat guy
Yeah he's probably got a bock!

by Choseseph10 June 13, 2014

bockery

To be un-truthful, to lie

You dont have my hotmail, thats BOCKERY!!

Youre being stupid, I cant take anymore of your bockerness

by Icicless November 16, 2010

Bocked

That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.

I played Minecraft for so long everything is just hilarious to me, I am feeling bocked.

by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019

bockhorn

a dangerously enthusiastic individual without common sense , 2. a form of waste, usually emitting a foul odor, 3. slang, a sexual position common in bestiality

I just took a giant bockhorn.
She just got bockhorned by that donkey.

by Cody Baylor November 6, 2006