bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbith

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008

boobitch

A woman who wears cleavage bearing outfits then gets angry at people who stare at the presented cleavage.

Mary is such a boobitch! Why does she wear dresses that show so much cleavage if she can't handle the appreciation?

by Magicliterati January 26, 2012

Banana booit

A term used mainly in football (Soccer, not crappy gridiron) to describe someone who shoots like they have a banana on the end of their leg than a foot. The booit part originates from the word boot, but when pronounced in a yorkshire English accent is pronounced (ban-aah-na) boo-it!

Used at hillsboro to describe the shingled inbringle Michael Boulding ploughing a shot into the stand:
"Fuckin banana booit!"

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q November 8, 2007

bobbitisation

the procedure of cutting the sexual organs from a man with a rusty knife without previous training while he sleeps.

whoa, check out that girl.. does she look like a dead cert for a bobbitisation freak or what?

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

bobbitt

Verb describing penile amputation, especially when carried out by an amateur and soon followed by ejection of said organ out the window of a moving car. After the operation carried out by Lorena Bobbitt on her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.

You think you're a great lover boy, don't you? Well, if you don't swear blind you'll leave my wife alone, I'll bobbitt you!

by Fearman August 14, 2007