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Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012
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Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.
"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."
by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011
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Boarfing

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc
My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding
by Ceceadream June 18, 2019
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yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.
Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.
by GioMemes April 25, 2017
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Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.
Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.
by GentooThePenguin June 18, 2011
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Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"
by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014
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boring cunt

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.
Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!
by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016
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