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by Trixy01 September 27, 2017
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Tits On A Boar

Acronymn for (common as/ useless as) Tits On A Boar. Used in a derrogatory fashion, either to describe someone lacking class or someone who is a waste of space
'She's as common as Tits On A Boar' or
'He's as useless as Tits On A Boar'
by Kizzt February 21, 2006
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boar season

A pre-determined time of year in which friends compete as to who can "tag the biggest boar" aka fuck the fattest chick!

Proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka sex tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. Boar hunting is a catch and release sport. Those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar's undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.
Dude 1:Ahh yeah you know what time of year it is? its boar season baby time to load up your pump shotguns and fuck some fatties.
Dude 2: Where you wanna hunt first? IHOP or the All you can eat chinese buffet?
by sammythejuice October 25, 2011
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Whore Boar

A whore/hoe/slut who squeals like a pig/boar while being brutally penetrated, in any hole, by ones penis.
I think my wife is a Whore Boar because she sounds just like Miss piggy being fucked by Kermit the frog.
by Celticwar May 4, 2009
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Boar Shit

The combination of Bullshit and Horseshit.

Boarshit is when you're so angry in the heat of the moment at the malicious lie(s) to the point where you cannot think straight, and you cannot decide which word you want to use; (bull or horse) shit.
James couldn't believe the malicious untruth. Outrageously without thinking, he yelled out "boar shit!".
by mynameisfuckingawesomebro December 30, 2009
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Easy Boar

A greeting that some tramps, skets, crack addicts, and benifit frauds use on a daily basis.
Mike: Easy boarrrr, hows it hanging kid ?
Jeff: Now then kid, oh yano ive got gonorrhoea just like most of the estate. You coming round to get stoned boar ?
by JimBobWest July 20, 2009
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Boar of a person

A strong meanie who isn’t very bright
H: Apparently G keeps messing with me for not giving him my lunch money
I: It looks like he holds a grudge
J: Bye, I’ma go slap this boar of a person >:3
H: Lol
by Ace the simp June 27, 2023
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