blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017

blubbering vagina

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005

Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

bolstering

to give morale support
prop up with a pillow or bolster
add padding to

The UN is bolstering its troops in Iraq.

by Ntando Zungu August 7, 2008

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009