blurpie

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

blurryvision

When you get slightly teary eyed so that your vision is blurred by your tears, usually when watching something sad or touching. Basically a way to indirectly say that you nearly cried.

I was watching Planetes, and the ending was so touching that it gave me blurryvision

by gootiween July 5, 2010

Blumpy Choad

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

Blurrysiren

When something goes wrong and you don’t know who to blame it on

Person 1: Fuck I spilt my drink!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I don't Know, I think it was Blurrysiren.

by jetmysterydino January 20, 2018

Bluepypy

A bluepypy is a word that means dick/penis and it is commonly used in the bebés group! It was created back in 2018 in July while someone was playing fortnite!

Men have a bluepypy.
Woman do not have a bluepypy.
Your bluepypy is erect.

by Bluepypy March 26, 2019

whats a blurryface?

In an interview with Twenty Øne Piløts, an interviewer asked Tyler Joseph, "Whats a blurryface?" Its now a joke and meme commonly used by the TØP fandom

Someone: "i cant believe someone asked Tyler whats a blurryface?!"
Me: "I know right! They dont know anything about TØP!"

by Emo on a pier July 6, 2017

Blurryfat

When a fat person is so fat that he get blurry on photos.

Person 1: Dude! Is that George on this photo?
Person 2: Yeah! It's hard to see because he got Blurryfat last year.

by Da Dossermaster May 26, 2010