BLURPFLUURPHUIS

EEN COOL HUIS MET SWAG -- A COOL HOUSE WITH SWAG

Een huis voor tokkies en ander gespuis -- A home for 'tokkies' and other weirdo's

Laten we naar het BLURPFLUURPHUIS gaan! -- Let's go to the BLURPFLUURPHUIS!

by Assighnh koning June 11, 2021

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Blormf

A mocking derivitive of America's 45th president's original family surname, which was "Drumpf".

"Comedian John Oliver reveals Donald Trump’s surname was actually changed from Drumpf on his weekly HBO show Last Week Tonight on Sunday. To separate the man from the Trump brand, Oliver launches the #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain."

"To hell with Trump, or Drumpf, or Blormf or whatever his real name is."

by Deep-State Reformer July 23, 2021

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Blurm

A mixture of blood and sperm.

The guy's lower back was covered in blurm.

by David Biggs March 27, 2011

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Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."

Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this

by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010

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Blurf

1. Not having the ability to hold you liquor. This generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. As for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.

Tim: Did you get that chicks number dude?
Jay: Nah, that tequila totally kicked my ass and i blurfed all over her.

by S in the MRS August 7, 2007

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