blukers

A slur for any vampire in the twilight series (not Alice- she is 🥵) 🧛🧄💩

Blood+sucker=bluker

Twilight vampires are such gaslighting blukers

by Beantwitry October 29, 2023

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019

boogalooging blucker

An alien looking, pale, skinny, white Caucasian man.

You boogalooging blucker! Gain some weight!

by Boogaloog February 27, 2023

blurkey

when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey.
The act of blurkifying.

Salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

by joe schmo July 11, 2004

Gregg's blunker

This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.

Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.

NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.

Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1

by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008

Burker Sting

Means the food chain restaurant "Burger King."

That whopper you get at Burker Sting sure is stupendous.

by Sean Brennan April 29, 2004

Blunker

A concatenation of two words (bum and plunker) which describe the power your boss has by fucking you over at work. For instance, a lie regarding a safety incident that results in dismissal or lower levels of discipline.

My boss just blunkered me. My asshole feels 3 times its size.

by Succimidik June 9, 2016