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dole bludger

A dole bludger is usually a politician or some other rich loser acting a parasitic way by taking tax payer money for their own personal gain.
Scomo fucked off to Hawaii, what a dole bludger!
by HalalFriedChicken February 17, 2022
mugGet the dole bludgermug.

beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
mugGet the beat your bludgersmug.

dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"
by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011
mugGet the dole bludger hide and seekmug.

Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels
This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom
by lordvoldemort87 November 11, 2013
mugGet the Beat A Bludgermug.

Centre link Bludger

A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.
Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
mugGet the Centre link Bludgermug.

Bullying Dole Bludger

A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.
This type of person is not an advocate for welfare policy - they are a bullying dole bludger.
by WhyNotGetAJob December 10, 2022
mugGet the Bullying Dole Bludgermug.

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