Bavarian Blowtorch

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.

I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.

by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011

Cuban Blowtorch

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy

why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts

by RyPMadi September 16, 2010

Waluigi blowtorch

When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again

Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!

by YeetWaluigiYeet June 23, 2019

redneck blowtorch

The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.

Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.

by Skyyza April 22, 2011

Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

by anarkism April 10, 2010

backdoor blowtorch

lighting your farts on fire.

I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans.

by Rexford March 5, 2008

Bloptart

getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart

"Your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind...my favorite."

by spindrahNIPPLES December 30, 2009