Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

blogging

If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

this example via maddox

by hex September 15, 2005

Blurgin

The cuss word used to sum up all expletives. More convenient than fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy

"jimmy your GF just died"
"oh BLURGIN! THAT slutwhore owes me 5 bucks!"

by frank hopkins August 19, 2007

Blogging While Working

Blogging While Working (BWW) is the act of, well, blogging at work. Companies may see this as reason enough to fire you, especially if you are divulging trade secrets.

Dave: Angie got fired for BWW.
Jesse: She was a big white woman?
Dave: No, she was blogging while working.
Jesse: Ahhh.

by Dave Berlin July 18, 2008

t-shirt blogging

T-shirt blogging

Word: t-shirt blogging
Pronunciation: 'tE-"sh&rt 'bläg*ing
Function: noun
Function: verb

1. To get your opinions out there in the public discourse by wearing them on your shirt. Similar to bumper sticker activism.

Gilbert: Wendy's "The only Bush I trust is my own" shirt is sweet.
Mack: Yeah, she's been T-shirt blogging a lot these days.

by wendyrocks November 6, 2006

Blorgantinian

Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.

Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder

Person 1: That was quite Blorgantinian.

by Thomas Pigskin December 14, 2022

Co-Blogging

The act of two or more bloggers publishing a specific blog.

Co-Blogging has proven itself as an efficient way for me to publish a daily blog without me having to post new content each and every day.

by Golf Enthusiast March 20, 2008