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blogamy

the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.
Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.
by profnachos September 14, 2006
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Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.
Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.
by ZESTYG September 4, 2018
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Borganisation

Increasingly efficient time management through the incorporation of technology. May also carry connotations of increased conformity within large bureaucratic organisations.
The Pope's been on a real borganisation kick of late - that Android phone's getting to be like an extension of his body.
by Saksan October 1, 2010
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Bloganie

A very good person. One who cares about others, yet is seen as cool by others.
Jay-Z is a real Bloganie. Martin Luther King and Gandhi were most awesome Bloganies. The School Quarterback is not a jerk, he is a Bloganie.
by WisePatman January 21, 2013
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borgaboo

A borgaboo is what you call someone when they act like an animal. Or if they are being obnoxious/Annoying.
Omg! You are such a borgaboo, you can sleep on the floor!
by THE C MONSTER_04 July 27, 2018
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bloggadocio

excessive boasting on one's blog about sexual exploits, financial coups, out-badassing and/or snooty smart brainiac triumphs.
I stopped reading when he got to the pussy magnet shit...
just more bloggadocio.
by cisco djidd June 19, 2009
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Blowgasm

An over the top excellent male orgasm carried out by having one's cock sucked by another person in a thrilling inconspicuous location, or under unusual or daring circumstances.
Jill gave Jack the best Blowgasm ever in his VW on Route 66. He couldn't keep his eyes open as he came. She was so surprised at the intensity of his orgasm, that she coughed and much of his cum dripped into the cup holder.
by 22guy April 20, 2009
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