Bloot

Bloot is the most widely recognised and only appropriate term for a post on Bluesky Social Media

She got 53 Rebloots, 14 Quote Bloots and 122 Likes on her last Bloot and she thinks that makes her an influencer.

Some dumb motherfuckers still call bloots "skeets", even after they're told that "skeet" means ejaculation.

He's blooted almost 14,000 bloots in under 12 months. The guy is perpetually blooting.

Did you see that last bloot from Johnny Dangerously? LMFAO! That guy is sexy hot and soooooooo

by Johnny Dangerously Bsky September 14, 2024

Bloot

A multipurpose utterance used in conversation as a substitute for esoteric, challenging, predictable or forgotten words, or as a means of giving one's own gestures unnecessary audible emphasis.

You can tell a dog is happy from the way it can't stop wagging its bloot.

by WildeAtHeart September 18, 2019

Bloot

Bloot is when you dislike something someone else is doing

Me: stop being so annoying you bloot

Her/Him: Shut up you sounding like a fucking bloot yourself

by bbeckalas March 11, 2018

Bloot

A post on BlueSky social media.

Hey did you see that Bloot by Johnny Dangerously?

Yeah, hes such an ice guy.

by anonymous June 17, 2024

Bloot

Blood toot. The act of farting with blood coming out.

I ate some Chipotle and afterwards I cut a bloot. Yes blood literally came out of my anus.

by jeremyo97 October 8, 2017

bloot

the act of exhuming diarrhea

toot : fart :: poot : poop :: bloot : diarrhea

Jerry: "Hey man, how was Taco Bell last night?"
Me: "It was great last night, but I almost blooted my pants!"

by TheOneAndOnlySandy December 29, 2021