Broomed

"To get broomed" "you got broomed" when a guy leads you on but continues to stand you up or two-timing you.

That asshole just broomed you.

You got broomed.

Did he broom you?

by Lonchbox July 26, 2017

Late Bloomer

People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.

He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.

by ke$ha_tiktok January 25, 2010

Cold-blooded

Somebody that doesn't give a damn about unnecessary things, that is submerged in focus and doesn't let anything get in their way.

You have to be cold-blooded to achieve the greatest that you possibly can, and then some.

by Gévaudan February 5, 2020

Bloomerdust

A substance or influence, with an apparently magical effect. Brought to America from Ireland centuries ago, it renders Irishmen in general and Hagan's in particular to fits of childish behavior. Such as waking up naked in cornfields in the wee hours of the morning, howling at the moon, leaving their wives and family's for butt ugly women with peanut butter legs and other acts of deprivation. Folk's believe they have been "Sprinkled by the fairy's with Bloomerdust." There is no known cure for it, only time may help.

That poor man has been hit with the Bloomerdust.

by TaishoTears July 9, 2014

cold-blooded fuck

can be used as a noun, or interjection (ie WTCBF) and expresses intense anger or indignance at something that you are not happy about.

Jon: so the new iphone is 20000 dollars....
Rob: What the cold-blooded FUCK?

Annie: HAAA imagine getting a C on a test HAAAAA
Rosie: Shut up, you cold blooded fuck.

by totallu93 February 17, 2023

blooded

meaning that you are in or interacting with the bloodz (gang)

bloodz on tha stage, bloodz at tha shows, fuk wit muh bloodz, ya get blood on ya clothes. cuz im blooded.

by som nikguh September 26, 2007

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006