Blenkey

1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.

OMFG you're such a Blenkey!

by NOMsexual June 4, 2010

bonkeye

one eye being straight the other being at weird angle

"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"

by tro23 October 22, 2006

blondey

Blondey means a blonde that often has blonde moments such as goes dumb for a minute.

She is such a blondey like no joke bruh

by an7726 May 2, 2016

blokey

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007

Blokey Bloke

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.

Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.

by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007

Blomkey

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

Blonky Boy

A short gay man who lives in his grandmothers attic and commits sex crimes against the blind

The local 43 is a real Blonky Boy.

by Never12 May 18, 2023