Blobby girl

Nona surfing the web, drafting troonies

BjorkStalker: what's ur name?
Blobby: im blobby girl 😋
BjorkStalker: so u'll be mine
BjorkStalker: blobby girl ;)

by cybergurl November 3, 2024

Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

by Loren P September 20, 2013

The Blobby Killers

A band created by two soldiers from the Alabama Army National Guard while serving in Afghanistan. They are known for writing songs making fun of fellow soldiers who do something only a freakin' moron would do. Known FOB wide for their first hit BWS or Black Water Soldier, they have also written hits such as Sergeant of the Week, Have it Your Way, and Kyle's Song.

The Blobby Killers are the most awesome band ever!- Miller

by entrthedragn September 11, 2009

walks into the blobby

Used when someone walks in to the blobby

*walks into the blobby*

by Stoopidassname June 8, 2021

White Mr Blobby.

A white version of Mr Blobby.

Zoe Hembery is the White Mr Blobby.

by EzEz. January 28, 2009

Mr Blobby

A Mr Blobby is where you have sex with a girl who is on her period , and or make her bleed then cum in her and the resulting misxture of blood and semen is your mr blobby

J: Did you here that i Mr blobby'd that girl last night?
P: Thats sick

by Grandad October 9, 2007

Pink Blobby

A Pink Blobby is an extremely attractive blond, usually short, with amazing blue eyes. She can pull off any look and look amazing and is very kind-hearted and caring. She usually wears the colours blue or green and enjoys spending time with her Best Friends. Her mother is usually strict about her spending time with her boyfriends but that is only because she cares.

Many people love Pink Blobbies becuase of their charm or personallity, which is slightly dirty minded but witty and humerous too. They care about all and give all to recieve all. They enjoy making presents for friends and family members rather than buying as it adds a personal touch, part of their je ne sais quoi. They are loved by many people but do not know it. They have helpful bestfriends to guide them through life but have a main one, also see Purple Blobby. Their main best friend helps them through thick and thin, sometimes they get in fights but it is over nothing and are instantly fine again.

Finally, Pink Blobbies have long and happy love lives. Their partner loves them dearly and are not afraid to show it. The Pink Blobbies of the world take relationships slowly, lasting them and savouring every moment. Whilst not in relationships, they are slightly obsessed with boys, but in a good way. They are amazed by the good looking ones but touched by the kind hearted ones. They never love them though, as they are in love with another most of the time and would never betray their love.

All in all, you would be very lucky to meet a Pink Blobby as they are very rare and very special.

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Pink Blobby: Oh, how I love you!
Purple Blobby: I know you do!
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Pink Blobby: I really, really love him. And I really want to kiss him but I'm worried if he doesn't want to.
Purple Blobby: Don't worry, you'll be fine! You know he's well into you!
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Purple Blobby: It's really nice to meet you!
Friend: Oh, thanks, I really like you! You have the most gorgeous eyes too!

by LegallyInLove October 19, 2010