the blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

by craig barton February 13, 2004

blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

by Crapcake August 30, 2006

Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

blob

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

by Nothing Moves the Blob January 18, 2005

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

blob

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

by orphantasy November 7, 2014

blob

something that looks like a dot but is made up of words and instructions that never stop

a circle thats colored in with words which looks like a blob

by poop shoot sally March 1, 2011