Bloat the Moat  

A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.

Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.

I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.

Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.

Bloat the Moat by Tyskie81 February 2, 2009

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

Bloat Job by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

Bloat Wagon

The mobile version of a Bloat Factory.

Wow that factory has moved from the couch.

Bloat Wagon by Karrde March 22, 2004

bloat nut 

the equivalent of a butt monkey, aka magnetic bloat nut, magical bloat nut, musical bloat nut... etc

Chris is a red hairy bloat nut.

bloat nut by Adam Miller August 31, 2005

bloat talk 

Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.

YouTube is becoming 99% bloat talk and 1% creative content.

bloat talk by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025

Camp Bloat 

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.

Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!

Camp Bloat by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010

coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

coke bloat by miss.louise May 30, 2007