Blitzkrap

Rapidly ejected excrement, turds entering the public domain like so many storm troopers invading Poland in 1939. Often used figuratively.

1. I turned on that news channel and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
2. I turned in some talk radio and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
3. I bought some blitzkrap at my local supercenter yesterday.

by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006

blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

blitzkrapht

a force felt but not seen.

Total blitzkrapht!

by origin_source_particle February 12, 2025

blitzkrapht

a force felt but not seen.

Total blitzkrapht!

by origin_source_particle February 12, 2025

blitzcreep

Large number of douche bags in a confined space

The place was jammed with douche bags of every kind. It was a total blitzcreep.

by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014

johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008