Lithuanian Breath Mint

When you cum in her vagina and she queefs it back into your mouth.

Friday night was weird. She gave me a Lithuanian Breath Mint.

by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

A Fuck of Lithuanians

A number of Lithuanians rampaging, pillaging, drinking, smoking and singing songs.

The Lithuanians are arriving soon, a fuck of Lithuanians...
Yes, a group of them, really, oh fuck... hide the booze...

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Lithuanian slice and spice

The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.

Tiffany was very reluctant to give me a BJ last night so I gave her a Lithuanian slice and spice.

by BigMo December 6, 2014

Lithuanians

Crazy people who drink vodka till they pass out, then wake up and continue on drinking.

Those lithuanians wer doin vodka the lithuanian way.

by KrazyDom February 9, 2009

Lithuanian

Someone who has sex with somebody else

"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 19, 2021

Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.

I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008