Blitch

(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.

Jerod was blitched by Hansen

by Ninjombie October 30, 2013

Blitch

A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.

I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.

by Wazhma March 30, 2008

Blitch

Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence

I won the blitchin lottery

by Anonymous February 16, 2002

blitch

A level higher than bitch.

Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's

by G Dizzle G Dog November 15, 2010

Blitch 66

n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirt line since Deth Killers of Bushwick.

if you're 555 them I'm Blitch 66.

by cure4affliction March 15, 2009

Blitch

a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.

Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!

by Ana December 08, 2003

blitch

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men

Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!

by Darkseig November 10, 2010