Blithie

The paradox of putting 10 pounds of poop into a bag which is only capable of holding 5 pounds.

I'll race you! First one there wins a Blithie!

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 16, 2011

Sistah Blistah

Black female who has and spreads genital herpes.

Mookie: Yo Gilligan, how was your date with Sistah Blistah?

Gilligan: Sistah who??? . . . . Ow!

by michael michael motorcycle September 7, 2007

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.

Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"

by barbariancoc October 28, 2019

Blitalirican

A black Italian Puerto Rican mix super cool if you ask me just thought of it

One of my best friends is blitalirican I love saying that it sounds so cool

by Dlo240807 February 9, 2022

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Blitarted

To be so retarted you become blind to what's happening.

Eden left her Mac on the stove after cooking some Mac n Cheese, finding out that the bottom was burned. She is so blitarted.

by Anderjoseph June 25, 2016