blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010

blindside butterbeans

when you get voted out on big brother and it is a blindside

J: Get ready Pooch, cause you're about to be served up a big ol plate of blindside butterbeans
P: Gets out because he's raggedy

by slabitha the sharting queen August 11, 2022

south jersey blindside

A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.

"Hey honey could you help me with th-OUCH MY ANUS!"

by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003

Blind sided

when a person falls in love with a toxic person while their friends are constantly warning about the dangers of the toxic person.

Person 1: Abby is talking to Steve again when I told her that he’s gonna take advantage of her.

Person 2: She’s obviously blind sided. She doesn’t see what he’s doing to her and drops us to not hear any bad things about him.

by ek2016021618 July 12, 2018

BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

blindslided

When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.

Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.

by PurdueWallace May 27, 2011

Blindside

When you give a girl anal

I just blindsided you last night

by Doctor Gloss March 19, 2017