blondey

Blondey means a blonde that often has blonde moments such as goes dumb for a minute.

She is such a blondey like no joke bruh

by an7726 May 2, 2016

jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them

" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"

by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018

peaky blinders

louis tomlinson best era.. period

girl 1: “omg have you seen louis tomlinson with that peaky blinders haircut ??”
girl 2: “yes, he looks so hot.. i think that’s his best look”
girl 1: “SO TRUE BESTIE”

by DiAysha February 20, 2021

TRESemme blinded

Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.

Hey! Watch how you're wielding that hair spray!! You nearly TRESemme blinded me !!!

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Wear Blinders

a.k.a. wear blinkers

to be ignorant or restricted in sight, as if wearing blinkers or blinkers

blinkers are devices use to restrict the sight of horses

You're never gonna be content if you don't try, try to see outside your line
There you go, you did it again!
You act as if there's a blinder on your eyes
-Glass, by incubus

only horses wear blinders, dude

by stanzz October 18, 2006

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019