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south jersey blindside

A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.
"Hey honey could you help me with th-OUCH MY ANUS!"
by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003
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BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.
dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!
by Rick Suave May 7, 2010
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by Doctor Gloss March 19, 2017
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Blindside butterbeans

A dish served to an evicted houseguest who didn't expect the unexpected.
Git ready Pooch! You're about to git served up a big ol' plate of Blindside butterbeans!
by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022
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THUGGUS!
the only word to describe this guy
i hell got pissed today,
girls slept at my house
by gtfkd December 2, 2004
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blindcidered

When you drink a large quantity of cider assuming it is low in alcohol because it is light-tasting, but it is actually high in alcohol and you get drunk and subsequently hungover.
Bro-dawg, I got totally blindcidered by that Harvest's Dickens Cider last Tuesday, showed up to work 3 hours late.
by 907miller September 19, 2016
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Blindside

A Survivor term when someone tells that they are going to do one thing, but they do another, resulting in someone's trust to be loss.

Synonyms for this word would be backstab, flip-flop, change, and switch.
Adam just blindsided Chris from being a member of the club.
by SprinklesTheUnicorn June 17, 2018
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