Blipping

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.

When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.

by zozo420 May 19, 2017

bimpin

an awsome mix of pimpin and ballin that is better than both the others
they show how something is better than anything else

Girl you are BIMPIN!!

by THE TACO June 18, 2008

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blimpanzee

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.

'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022

Blippin

Kinda like the f word or “flippin”. Supa cool word and can be used around adults who don’t get it.

Guy: it’s so blippin cold out
Girl: ikr. What the blip?!

by Ak485 January 29, 2020