Blivit

10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag

My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit

by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003

Blibit

The bubble that is produced when someone passes gas in water

Jed was bobbing for Dan's blibits in the hot tub.

by N. Clancey March 28, 2008

Blikity-Blau

a greeting....

ah blikity blau beotch

by blau June 7, 2003

Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.

Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?

by bakermania November 3, 2006

blivit

Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.

A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...

by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

blivit

when you got to pass gas and accidentally shit your pants

I almost did a blivit

by flaming koolaid December 9, 2002

Blivit

The technical term for lighting a fart.

Whooooa, were were at a party and Riley lit his fart! I now know I have seen a blivit with my own two eyes.

by Bull Sluice May 19, 2013