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Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.
For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.
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anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.
Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"
by Spidershit January 31, 2014
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bledi

the most amazing albanian name ever. when girls hear this name they get so excited and drop their channing tatum magazines right away and rush to the person named so.
Valbona: Omg, I think Bledi just walked in.

Xhesika: What! WHERE IS HE?!!?!?! *Runs to him*
by poeticalbo May 14, 2011
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Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.
by goldspanner October 22, 2011
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Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off
That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot
by Colm Conor October 24, 2016
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bleedin' amy

A word meant to be left ambiguous. It is meant to be left up to the imagination to spark curiosity and to disturb the listener, while not actually meaning anything.
Alarmist: You can go wheelbarrow style, doggie style, or even a Bleedin' Amy!
Dingo: What's that?
Alarmist: Don't Ask!
by GunGunGun_Dingo February 1, 2008
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Bleeding Deacon

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.
Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."
by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010
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