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Bleon

Bleon. bleon. That was the intelligent guy from the class. From other people, I know that he is Albanian and never actually practices for tests. It is an Albanian name. He is really very proud of his country. Patriotism is at the top of his list.
"Bleon can you say me something important from the 2nd World War?"
"Ah, before that, Albania became dependent. That's actually the most important thing"
by WhatDoYouWantToSayMan January 8, 2019
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roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde
by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017
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Blender Magazine

Blender Magazine

(1) a magazine in a blender

(2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature.

(3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful.

(4) Stupid literature

Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst.

Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should.

The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths
ICP: They call us the worst so that's why most of the guys at Blender have a hachet through their head.

Guy: Blender Magazine sucks!
Jim: what are you doing?
Bob: Blender Magazine (1)

Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine.

Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha

Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock!

Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you

Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin*

Guy: what are you reading?

Kid: Blender Magazine (3)

Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended.

Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible.

Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading?

Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4)

Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks!
by Sleez Boy March 14, 2008
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venetian blonde

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.
by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013
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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014
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is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see
Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?
by darkestdarci April 30, 2023
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blondetage

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.
I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.
by peckerle May 12, 2011
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