The Bleaken

A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.

"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Blakkusutaa

Coined from a Japanese term meaning "Black Star", it is utilized to refer to asian anal fetish videos.

Hey Matt, do you prefer bukkake, paizuri or blakkusutaa fetish videos?

by Forum1651 November 5, 2010

bleaked

-To have your mind altered by marijuana and meth-amphetamine.

ey whats up man,What are you doing??

Im Bleaked!!

What!?

Ya blown and tweaked!!

by Michael Rurka May 2, 2011

Christine Bleakly

Stunnin Northern Irish babe from the One Show on the BBC. Alongside Zoe Salmon the countries best exports.

Christine Bleakly is the only attractive women on any BBC program.

by Edimbra Rambo July 19, 2009

bleak

when the out come is very doubtful
and or
the thing desribed is extremely boring

yeah tomorrow's weather looks bleak
Curse bleak family reunions

by danf November 26, 2004

Bleaklies

Bleaklies - More than one bleakly that are combined into one.

When the boss has to combine everyone's weeklies with all of these bleaklies we will all be going down.

by billrepps December 13, 2009

bleakender

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music

DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009

by tito the topper February 4, 2010