blazermania

A state of mind in or around the Portland area that makes citizens go crazy for the city's only major sports franchise, the Portland Trailblazers. Often brought on by winning, but can also become apparent when the team transforms from pot-smoking, coach-insulting, dog-fighting, gun-toting hoodlums into a respectable group of charismatic young athletes.

I love the Blazers again. Blazermania is taking a hold of me!

by Spencer J. April 20, 2008

blazebaked

What you get when you snoke too much weed that was ranked most hittable by stoner magazine.

Right now you know I'm blazebaked, you know I've been boxhotting all night, you know these are crystallized strains, and you know that my bong is six feet deep, and I got that baby on ice.

by shizupple May 2, 2014

turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009

Blazenka

An extremely beautiful girl, who is smart and has the greatest qualities around.

I could not find a proper meaning, but as far as i know she is awesome so my definition is what i have written above.

You are so Blazenka

by Hardaker March 28, 2013

blaztful

Gay ass nerdy bitch who probably smells like shit since he plays 15 online call of duty tournaments a day and plays 25 hours 8 days a week and has a fat ass ugly mole on his face.

"Dude where were you this weekend?"
"I fucking pulled a blaztful and sat on my ass all day."

by Versabean March 5, 2016

with guns blazing

If you do something, especially argue, with guns blazing, you do it with a lot of force and energy:

I went into the meeting with guns blazing, determined not to let him win.

by Soheilstar December 14, 2017

Blaze and Daze

The complete opposite of wake and bake, blaze and daze consists of smoking a lot of marijuana and then "dazing" or going to sleep. Usually the last of your marijuana is used up.

"Damn dude, were almost out of weed...."

"Oh I know lets blaze and daze!"

by The U.r.k. March 24, 2010