Blasterman

A science-fiction universe set in the Andromeda Galaxy in the 41st century.

Blasterman is the new Star Wars.

by Blasterman Corp. December 15, 2007

Blasterd

Someone that is tripping hard on shroom's.

Damn, that nigga's blasterd.

by Slamatic October 14, 2009

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

blasterd

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.

After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.

by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to beat her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025