Blarted

The act/ motion of fucking up. The Ultimate mistake made

You gon Fucked up, you blarted so hard

by mfeinstein September 1, 2020

Blart

The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.

I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter

by trojun July 31, 2016

Blart

Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.

This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.

Mall Enthusiast: "Hey, Mr Mall Security Officer, there's an old lady being robbed over there in the food court at gunpoint... she needs help!!!"

Blart: "No Pitchurs!"

by Brick Immortar November 10, 2019

blart

Female

I was checking the security cameras and I saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer

by Freddy Mercury June 23, 2003

Blart

A Bloody Fart

man i just had a nasty blart

by 123321jkjk September 12, 2010

blart

1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.

1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.

by definitely not alex April 26, 2009

Blart

1. - The wet sound a vagina makes when a penis or other object is removed from it at speed. Caused by the expulsion of air from the vagina.

2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.

1. - Jed quickly pulled out of Heidi, 'Blaaart'.

Jed "What the fuck was that?"

Heidi "Er, nothing".

2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"

Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".

by DrkZ May 8, 2010