blart

The sound issued by bovines

The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.

by moopups August 30, 2003

blart

any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop

my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center

by WordMongrel June 05, 2009

blart

Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.

I really fancy a nice blart(y)

by paul leach January 06, 2004

blart

Similar to "blast" or a "good time." Spoken as if someone were unfamiliar with the english language and mispronounced "blast."

"I can't wait for the party tonight. We'll have a blart!"
"Creating new words is a blart."

by Chris Felax March 25, 2008

blart

a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart

i just blarted

by jgootsspacesoots March 09, 2009

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

by Xx_blarter_xX December 27, 2021