Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

Bargus

Used to describe something you incredibly dislike or hate. It is used in the same way has crap but is not another word for poop. it is a noun in that you dont describe someone or something you call it bargus. Calling something bargus shows that the idea or thing is incredibly stupid and should not exist or be done.

Thats bargus, why do we have extra homework.

by Argus Bargus May 28, 2014

Blorgus

This is a code word that’s an astronaut may use while communicating. It is often used when referring to a mistake.

“I’ve got a blorgus on 402, Jim.”

“Shoot...”

by cazcalex October 17, 2018

Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

Blarguicidal

A mix of suicidal, and terrible.

"I'm feeling blarguicidal, cant a boy miss his bestfriend?"

by Tanner Blake October 12, 2008

Blargosuaras

1) An angst or bored prehistoric reptile

2) A very boring person or creature

3) a person who is always bored or sad

4) an enraged stoned guy

1) man:that dinosuar looks bored, he must be a Blargosuaras Blargosuaras:blarg

2)man1:man2 is so boring, all he talks about is politics man2: lets talk about politics man1:your a blargosuaras!

3)man1: man2 is always sad... man2:*crys* man1:oh dont be a Blargosuaras!

4) that druggie is mad, what a blargosuaras!

by d00dd00d July 24, 2009

Blargishyer

Someone you call that is obese in real life, enjoys shearing sheep on the backyard farm, has an interest in pirates.

On the trip to New Zealand, we saw many Blargishyer's on the side of the road.

by bigboiLikestacos1 January 13, 2011