blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person.

I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.

customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.

sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.

by jbird54 April 26, 2011

bropology

An apology between bros. A formal, or non-formal acknowledgment of remorse or regret. Used by bros to express sympathy, while not downgrading their broness.

The etymology stems from the bros that inhabit the East Village region of Manhattan. These bros often strive to make things right in the face of wrongness, however they would never do so while sacrificing masculinity.

"Dude, you said you would replace that sixer of mine your stupid college freinds drank" "Oh man, you're right. I owe you a bropology. I bropologize." "Bropology accepted.

by aschorr35mm April 10, 2011

blopology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blopology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 15, 2009

Bratology

The organization run for the brats , by the brats and to the brats.
Like if a brat happen to like or show any interest in any of your stuff or even you, he will ask you to join him not as a follower but as a leader to lead the companionship namely; bratology

Bratology is the fellowship of brats

by gmic April 14, 2014

Banology

A new study of science involving stupidity.

I study banology for a living.

by 100onmywrist August 14, 2018

Blowpology

Apology rendered via blowjob. Other forms: blowpologize(s), blowpologized, blowpologetic.

That argument got really ugly but she
promised a heartfelt blowpology later.

by McTastic22 February 24, 2019

Beanology

The study of beans

Most beannerds majored in beanology

by A muy muy smart mexican January 5, 2022