Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

blanket

A little bitch ,they cry a lot because they are bitches.

person1: Hey whats wrong?
person2: sob* I don't want to watch this scary movie
person1:Stop being a little blanket

by mr feeney July 2, 2007

blanket

You people are fucking retarded! A blanket is a Sheet, or 100 hits, of LSD.

This is why no child left behind doesn't work: No one actually knows what the fuck a Blanket really is. smh.

by T.Scriber001 November 13, 2011

Blankets

The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.

I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.

by RumblingCactus1 August 17, 2010

blanket

a marijuana cigarette; a joint

"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"

by supabitch July 24, 2008

BLANKET

THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...

BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...

by ASHLEY TRAVOLTA March 28, 2010

Blanket

A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class

You can suck my Blanket

by Qreech April 22, 2021