Definition of Bagling in English.
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
reporting verb
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
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