blather

blather

blathered, blathering, blathers

To talk nonsensically.
n.
Nonsensical talk.

(Old Norse bladhra. See bhl- in Indo-European Roots.)

Also see blatherskite

I have had enough of your fucking blather...

by Shawn Taylor September 1, 2004

Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 20, 2008

blasher

An enormous shit, especially one a stinky one that is a pleasure to relieve from the bowels and mounds over the top of the water in the commode. Synonymous with shit island.

"Man, I have to take a blasher".

"God, someone left a blasher unflushed in the bathroom!"

by Rope a Nope June 12, 2019

blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

by bentleybird July 18, 2014

Blag a blagger

Often used when someone who thought they were at the top of their game meets someone better at it or in the very least on par.

When player 1 finds out they are infact player 2.

You can't blag a blagger as the blagger gets blagged.

by Miss melons December 25, 2017

blathers

The most annoying owl you will ever meet. He'll also eventually take your fossil after giving you a 30 minute lecture about the fossil

(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)

Blathers shut up and take my fossils

by ImpactedBat1528 April 27, 2020

Blagerman

1.Usually a last name that means to brag, to talk A LOT, or to talk about shit no one cares about .
A blagerman always spills secrets and makes rumors.

2. A blagerman has no friends and isnt very liked

Oh no here comes a blagerman , HIDE!

by H . James November 8, 2010