Baffled

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012

bafflegab

Meaningless answer to a question

I asked her to tell the truth and say you love me, and all I got was "bafflegab"

by vic schioppo September 17, 2003

baffled

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

by goofytigerr June 1, 2019

Bwaffle

Whilist stoned, RizN tried to say "Blueberry Waffle" but ended up saying "Bwaffle". This word has come to mean so much more in time. Bwaffle means EVERYTHING.

Last night I bwaffled the bwaffle out of your mom. Then she bwaffled my bwaffly car, and we bwaffled a bucket of pancakes. What a fucking bitch.

by Joint Masta Jay April 29, 2005

Bafflegasted

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

by mrchin July 29, 2010

Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013