Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

Bladon Nox

A Guy who is slightly over weight and walks with a woddle

Hey John Your looking abit like Bladon Nox

by Spasmoid69 October 21, 2019

Braedon

He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He tends to call other guys simps, but whether he admits or not he is a simp himself. He will tell the weirdest jokes, but they will still makes you smile and laugh. He has the most sincere smile in the world. Although he can be an annoying jerk at times. His eyes can girls melt on the inside. His voice is deeper than many other boys his age. He has the power to be interestingly abnormally weird around his friends. He will give up a Saturday with the boys for his special girl. He will always be there for you when you need him the most. Girls, never let him go. And guys keep him around for awhile and maybe his coolness will rub off on you!

Girl 1: "Ugh" "There goes the idiots."
Girl 2: "I know Braedon has the most dreamy eyes!"
Girl 3: "I have known him since we were 3, he calls any other guy that talks to a girl a simp, but to tell y'all the truth, he is the real simp."

by Sweeeeeeeeeeetheart November 13, 2020

Braedon

The sweetest boy in the world. A total baller. Will treat you the best ever. Deserves all your hugs n’ kisses

OMG did you see Alexis?!? She with a braedon!

by TinyPeenGurl March 23, 2021

Kai blaydon

A anorexic creature who plays valorent all day and is followed by callum dales

Kai blaydon eats man arse

by a w1se man April 30, 2022

Braedon

Braedon is a handsome man with beautiful dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes. The moment you look at him you'll fall in love. He can be funny, but a jerk at some times. He is very privileged but is humble. Also really disorganized the man needs help with that

Did you see Braedon today? He looked so hot

by LitGirl.com April 16, 2018

Braedon Blank

Braedon Blank is the nicest, kind, richest person ever!

Did you see Braedon Blank?”

by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021