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Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.
Girl 1: Hi!!!!

Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.

Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?

Girl 2: *smirks evilly*

Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!
by ladidadida-chop-off-their-head September 6, 2010
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carson blackwood

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A sexy body with abs and a 12 feet Dick and is rinch and a gang leader that will soon take over the world
by judies brown June 15, 2017
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jase blackwood

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A wanna be jockey and secret gay
Loves to feed turmeric

Has matchy matchy saddle pads and uses sainsbury's bags for a horse hood
All the gear no idea
Lives in the shadow of his son.

Jase Lost anal virginity aged 12 by his riding instructors.
Look at the state of jase blackwood acting a clown trying to ride unsuitable ponies.

Jesus did you see ruby fall at the last and so a jase Blackwood
by Bbaden May 15, 2019
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demitri is withou a doubt the hottest person on the episode app / the episode community .
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
person 1 : omg who is that hot 6' 2 god next to Amy?
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
by Amyyybichh December 21, 2020
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A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.
Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted
by dogfucker21do_one May 6, 2018
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When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand
Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!
by FerrettBalloons October 5, 2016
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