The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
by Anon989989 May 9, 2016
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Refers to the act of attacking an opponents legs with one's teeth.
A phrase coined by Max Brooks, in his work World War Z, and itself a homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Refers to the act of attacking an opponents legs with one's teeth.
A phrase coined by Max Brooks, in his work World War Z, and itself a homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
by Noble2.0 December 5, 2010
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When you are having sex with a girl, and a black guy jumps out of the closet and punches the bitch in the face.
by The Day Walker November 13, 2011
Get the Black Knighted mug.When a guy rides a bike over to a girl's house, fucks her in the ass, and then rides his bike immediately home. (Inspired by Drama from the episode of Entourage when he says he fucked a chick in the ass and then made her ride her bike home.)
Person A: Dude, you'll never believe what I did last night.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
by theroots20 June 24, 2008
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It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
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To have three or four limbs removed, like Monty Python's Black Knight. Generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.
To have three or four limbs removed, like Monty Python's Black Knight. Generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.
Obi-wan just Black Knighted Anakin at the end of Episode III, look, he's only got his robot arm left
by masaki-kitsune March 24, 2009
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