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Spitting Biscuits 

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

Biscuitian 

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.
John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.
Biscuitian by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.
Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.
Hill biscuits by Lumpbag April 26, 2009

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.
"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

buttery biscuit base 

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.
I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

biscuit poisoning 

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity
Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.
biscuit poisoning by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009