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Cinema Bizarre 

Cinema Bizarre is a German band that formed in Berlin in 2005. Yu, Strify, and Kiro met at an Anime convention. They later found Luminor and Shin in a chat room. In 2007, they released Final Attraction, their debut album. In 2008, Luminor had to leave due to personal problems. They had Romeo, Yu's friend, take his place. In 2009, they released an EP with Space Cowboy titled "I Came 2 Party." Following that was their second studio album Toyz, which held the sublime message that we are all "ToyZ." In January of 2010, the band announced their hiatus, with hope of a return. Yu Phoenix and Romeo (Nightingale) are in a band named Rogue Morgue. Kiro and Shin are currently in a DJ set. Luminor had a collaboration with Nik Page and another with a band named DNR, but is currently not doing anything.
Their names are from various things. Strify: Yu nicknamed him “Cloud Strife” because of his Final Fantasy addiction. Yu: A friend nicknamed him Yukito which was later shortened to Yuki, and then finally Yu. Luminor: Luminor is the male form of 'Lumina' which means Moonlight. Kiro: Strify has a monkey named Siro, and Kiro’s real name starts with K. Shin: One of his major influences is Japanese rocker Shinya. I truthfully don’t know about Romeo.
Strify, Kiro, and Yu is bisexual. Shin doesn’t like to talk about it. Romeo is straight. Luminor’s sexuality is unknown.
Strify-vocals Yu-guitar Kiro- bass Shin-drums Romeo-keyboardist Luminor- keyboard and back up vocals
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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Great anime and manga, but the fanbase really makes it look bad. It’s got some questionable moments, but it is called Bizarre Adventure for a reason. All the parts are fantastic in their own ways. 8/10. Definitely recommend. Just stay away from the fanbase and you should be fine. Also despite the memes, this anime can get really sad.

Also the dubs for the parts are legit amazing please give them a shot if you can. It’s like falling in love with something all over again in a new light and perspective.
Jojo’s Bizarre adventure is best enjoyed when the internet isn’t shoving memes every 4 seconds down your throat.

penetration barrier pillow 

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.

JoJos Bizarre Adventure 

A manga/Anime series by Hirohiko Araki, a man with dementia. One of the parts can be described as "man with traps the size of his head, fights 3 homoerotic Aztec men with the help of a cyborg nazi"

what the fuck man.
You need an anime to watch? Watch JoJos Bizarre Adventure? Youd have to be very comfortable with your sexuality to watch it though

EXCUSE ME, WHAT

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

The best anime ever. It’s about this jojo guy and his descendants ironically fighting evil eternally, usually every other generation, or some gay vampire’s Italian son. It’s not gay, I swear.
Virgin: I like my hero academia.
Jojo fan: eww no JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is better

Jew Jew's Bizarre Adventure 

Miniladd's Fault that Jew jew's Bizarre Adventure is here

barrier raped 

In Call Of Duty Zombies, when you're at a barrier shooting zombies and knifing them, and the zombies hit you through the barrier and you get downed. Often happens on a very low round and is a great source of embarrassment.
Player 1: *knifes zombie*
Zombie: *hits player twice and downs him*
Game: "GAME OVER. You survived 1 round"
Onlooker: "Lol, you're so bad at call of duty zombies, you can't get past round 1."
Player 1: "It's not my fucking fault, I got barrier raped"
barrier raped by CycloneChilli February 11, 2014