Yard Bidet

A lawn sprinkler used for personal hygiene.

Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?

Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.

by Avid Runner July 5, 2012

Sluice Bidet

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.

"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."

by word burgler March 4, 2015

Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.

Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."

by ADPD November 27, 2015

Phở chó đặc biệt

Dog Soup

"I love Phở chó đặc biệt."

by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018

Louisiana bidet

When you are on the toilet taking a dump, and a turd falls out and splashes piss water all over your anus.

After a long night at the bar, Mark went into it's restroom and was splashed by the Louisiana bidet.

by Batty_883 January 23, 2015

biketard

Any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.

The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.

by justlikefrank August 11, 2009

Full Body Bidet

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.

While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.

by MeEnergia March 2, 2010