Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Bitchilly

Bitchilly......a term for describing lower temperature mornings. Has also been to know to describe ones mood due to lack of sleep. Its known as a Stavingaism.

Wow its bitchilly outside this morning, brrrr.

Yes, Im bitchilly!!! I was up three times during the night, we are out of coffee and now I must go to work.

by BentAngel December 8, 2011

day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018

bathing bra

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...

Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.

by erieee December 14, 2009

Bitchigo

A freaking BITCH, she loves Hiro but Hiro already has eyes for 02 and she knows this. Gets confessed to by Goro (best bro btw) and brushes it off and later goes on to confess to Hiro and KISS HIM right in front of GoBro...

Wow, what a freaking Bitchigo!

by angeryNerd June 1, 2018

Bitchification

A term coined by professor Dr. E. Meyrowitz as a synonym for colonization.

If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.

An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.

Bitchification by the English was meant to expand their empire.

by krogal April 17, 2009

Reverse Birthing

A specific act involving a midget, a woman, and a 100-foot slide-and-slide. The woman lays back at the end of the slip-and-slide with her legs wide open. The midget then is slid down the slip-and-slide at a high speed, resulting in the midget sliding all the way down the slip-and-slide, and going so far into the woman's vagina that it ends up entirely inside of her, resulting in what looks like a birth in reverse (hence the name, reverse birthing).

The festival ended with a complete reverse birthing. It was epic.

by AM0408 July 17, 2012