bitchician

A magician who uses magic to annoy the fuck out of people!

"You that dude is such a Bitchician"

by TheMagicianEx March 7, 2017

bitchdick

a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis

That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.

by Brittany October 4, 2004

bitchchrist

v. To handle a situation in the worst manner possible; to fail terribly.

"Dude, you got us arrested. You bitchchristed it."

by B Dubs January 28, 2008

bitchachi

A bitch-like person (typically a woman) that also exhibits a few traits of a classier person. A girl that reminds you of a run-of-the-mill hosebag that also will cook you dinner, clean your clothes, and laugh at your jokes. A lady with a lack of morals mixed in with occasional bouts of class.

That hoe made love to me and folded my laundry... whata bitchachi!

by The__Boss July 11, 2011

Bitchlights

1. The glare or look on a woman's face when you're getting bitched out.

2. A bitch's eyes.

"I looked her straight in the bitchlights... and walked away with my tail between my legs. FML."

by chatti bronor March 21, 2010

bitchhickers

Hot bitches that hitchhike

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!

by crincled November 7, 2010

Bitchicidous

A common disease in this generation of people.
Pronounced: (Bitch-i-si-dus)

Symptoms:
Wagging School for no reason
calling sick days for no reason
bitching about a tiny injury (scratched knee)
bitching about a little cold
being a bitch in general

Wade: Doctor whats wrong with me? I'm so sick I feel like im dying.
Doctor: You have the common cold and a severe case of bitchicidous, I recommend you take this concrete pill and harden the fuck up.

by Doctor Wasabi June 20, 2011