bitchfat

bitchfat:

That fat roll that begins to develop on your girlfriend's tummy, which coincides with how much she bitches at you. For most girls, bitchfat is absorbed back into the body upon breakup, almost instantly, laying in wait for the next victim.. er.. boyfriend.

- Kevin never comes out with us any more. What's up with him?

- You ain't seen Theresa lately?

- No, why?

- Ah. Take a look, she's over there -

- What the...? She used to be all tiny and sweet... No wonder we don't see Kevin any more. She's got the bitchfat goin' on, don't she?

- ... aaaaand circle gets a square.

by yourtruck May 3, 2014

bitches on a bitchboat

1. n. An exclamation suggesting something to be of an extreme nature.

That hurt like eight bitches on a bitchboat, bitch!

by Jesus of Nazareth September 27, 2006

bitchcoat

awesome; incredible; amazing

Man, that movie was frickin' bitchcoat!

by dr.taco May 15, 2009

bitchtwitch

an involuntary twitch or movement after an unexpected bitch-slap delivered by a more powerful figure.

Carla was slapped mid-sentence while in the mall and had a bitchtwitch so forceful she knocked down a clothing rack.

by Limmy bardin February 7, 2010

bitchnatch

A newer version of "motherfucker", to be used in a moment of great stress and anguer.

"You just sunk my battleship! Bitchnatch!"

by Patrick Lafontaine November 25, 2004

bitchtarded

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.

Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.

by Crambertino April 17, 2014

bitchhat

When a woman in your life, who is typically nice, is suddenly bitchy, she is donning her bitchhat.

"You still haven't taken out the garbage? Get off your ass!"

"Sorry--didn't know you put your bitchhat on this morning."

by MFalcon May 4, 2016