bitchfat

bitchfat:

That fat roll that begins to develop on your girlfriend's tummy, which coincides with how much she bitches at you. For most girls, bitchfat is absorbed back into the body upon breakup, almost instantly, laying in wait for the next victim.. er.. boyfriend.

- Kevin never comes out with us any more. What's up with him?

- You ain't seen Theresa lately?

- No, why?

- Ah. Take a look, she's over there -

- What the...? She used to be all tiny and sweet... No wonder we don't see Kevin any more. She's got the bitchfat goin' on, don't she?

- ... aaaaand circle gets a square.

bitchfat by yourtruck May 3, 2014

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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015

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bitchtato

a person who is extremely boring a majority of the time, similar to a potato

Chad: “Gruschna, why are you always such a bitchtato?”
Gruschna: *snoring*

bitchtato by Pinky-a-Ring July 7, 2019

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Bitchfax

The detailed dating history of a girl. Bitchfax must include: number of previous owners, "millage," any problems the previous owners experienced, known damages, any modifications done, and all other important relevant information.

"dude that chick in the red dress just eye fucked the shit outa me, I'm gunna go for it"

"bad idea man, I've read her bitchfax..."

Bitchfax by totes mcgoats September 22, 2009